What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:13
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
No way
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...